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by i had a dream and it was not t October 6, 2011

American Dream

Having a big car, house, paycheck, and lots of friends. Shitting on the rest of the world in order to have a life of ridiculous consumption and waste. Becoming overweight and then spending years on diets and treadmills to fight the disgusting processed food one is constantly shoving in the mouth. Putting chemicals and endless amounts of water onto one's lawn in order to have a lawn greener than one's neighbor.

The American Dream is a broken thing.

by Poppy Luxing March 11, 2009

dream on

Said sarcastically to a person who says he/she would like to do something and the other person listening doesn't believe he/she can, or thinks that person has no chance at all of ever doing it. Doesn't have a chance in hell.

Ex. Guy: "You and I will hook up some day, you'll see."
Girl: "Dream on!"

by free_me July 9, 2006

Dream Team

The F*cking best of the team not the fastest or best in practice but kill it come game time. Every one on the team is hilarious and keep the team from being a bunch of winey bitches.

Man practice sucked before we got dream team.

by W.DA.DA.M.AO February 23, 2010

Lucid Dream

A lucid dream is where you are dreaming, but you're aware at the fact that you're dreaming. Once you conclude the fact that you are aware of your dream, you can control anything in it. You can fly, walk on walls, make people appear, bend reality, change the environment, teleport. The possibilities are endless.

Dude 1: Bro, I had this awesome lucid dream last night!

Dude 2: Really? What was it about?

Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!

Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!

by Iamthatkid August 21, 2013

Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

wet dream

To cum in your sleep. Usually happens to teenage boys.
What I get when I dream of my bf.

Yes, girls do have wet dreams also.

by hocubcdav March 14, 2010