Doggie

A super awesome adorable sweet nice kind fluffy cute ass animal, doggies are mans best friend for life but dun dun if you betray said doggie a doggie will come after you and eat you with it’s sharp ass teeth it’ll chew you like a frecking chew toy so don’t be mean to a doggie they have dark sides but they are mostly always loveable creatures that want to kiss and cuddle you so don’t make them turn bad and if you treat them wrong I will find you and haunt you and kill you because our beloved doggies deserve to be treated like doggie kings and queens.

I want a doggie,doggies are so cute
Omg she has the cutest doggie
His doggie is evil all I did was hit it and now it wants to eat me oh no

by great I have no life October 19, 2019

Dirty Doug

the divine act of fucking a girl in the ass, followed by you shitting on her chest. When finished with both, you stand up on the nearest chair, pound your chest and say, "I'm dirty Doug, bitch!"

Max: so how did your date with Trixie go?

Lance: it couldn't have gone better. we went to ponderosa for dinner and took a ride in my '92 Le Baron convertible. After that, we went to her place and I gave her a dirty doug- She won't be able to walk for a week!

by Terex El April 20, 2008

doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

by Ray! April 24, 2006

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

d doggin

(Dry dogging) When someone is horny and grinds their privates on any part of you just to get stimulation, while making the panting sound of a tired dog.

I was d doggin the shit out of that bitch because she wouldnt give it up!

by dwaynegreezy December 12, 2008

DoogiePC

The most insane and most offensive word to call someone on the internet as it is a slang for the most disrespectful type of person, it means a variety of things such as a pedophile, a really big jackass, and someone who goes would go on tinder underage and attempt to catfish a woman to later dump him. This is the absolute actual fucking no life degenerate of the entire world, and the most offensive thing to call someone fat fucking no life gamma, they also own a discord server to children and they touch the children and try to flirt with the children in order to please his sexual needs.

"Hey, what is Josh doing?"
"OH FUCK THATS A DoogiePC, OH FUCK HES GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD TO THAT CHILD!"

by MuffinOfTheMen July 8, 2021

Old Dogging

The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.

Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home again!

by Billy November 4, 2004