donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

Creek Donkey

A person, usually a female, who is addicted to drugs and uses sex to get drugs

Michelle gave Tyler a blow job for a bag of ice last weekend. She’s such a creek donkey

by thickler November 14, 2020

Minnesotan Donkey

When the girl says "ya..ya..ya" while taking it in the ass.

My girl and I did the Minnesotan donkey.

by Number1podFanGirl August 22, 2014

Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

donkey slayer

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Cotton Donkey

Euphemism for Tampon.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."

by AnieBear January 28, 2011