tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015

Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

by Rick Swank September 5, 2005

back door action

Sticking your Man-Sausage in her Butt-Hole

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

donor

a parent that just took part in conception of a child and yet has no contact, part in taking care of or providing for the child what so ever. AKA; deadbeat, low life, scum, pos, loser, worthless, whore, sad, etc.

**My sons donor is a male whore who is also pos.

**Anyone can be a donor it takes someone special to be a daddy!

by froggy17 December 3, 2010

Delorean

An imaginary car that causes magical damage to a client's car during an insurance claim.

Client "The other car came out of nowhere"

Insurance Adjuster "Ah, must have been a delorean"

by MBP2000 November 20, 2013

Dolorblindness

The frustration that you'll never be able to understand another person's pain, only, ever searching their face for some faint evocation of it, then rifling through your own experiences for some slapdash comparison wishing you could tell them truthfully, "I know exactly how you feel."

Coined from author and poet, John Koenig

The feeling of seeing them crumble like this, it can only be defined as dolorblindness.

by ABrokenArtist January 14, 2022

door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007