Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

Basic Ditch

(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.

Nick just basic ditched to get his “charger”.

by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

Ditch-ems

A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge

Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..

by Mintymonkeynuts January 4, 2019

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.

There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.

by Underwear Gang July 7, 2018