Dieseled

To be so extremely high that you could make the impulsive decision of shaving your head in order to look like Vin Diesel.

“Yo I was so dieseled at that party last night”

by sfgurl September 19, 2020

Diesel

SEXY

He's Diesel

by biggest_D August 26, 2022

Diesel

Exceptionally attractive, successful and both physically & emotionally intellegent to the extent that it makes peoplee feel ................ like they should do better, a gentleman who knows when to cap the gentle and act on intuition.

A lEGEND

That bloak is a genuine Diesel.

by DieselBomb February 13, 2025

mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

973 Diesel

The strongest strain of marijuana on the planet. Only available in select locations in The U.S. Capable of producing spontaneous orgasms.

"Dude I took one hit of that 973 and came twice while watching my neighbor's cat" 973 Diesel is often abbreviated as 973

by CrackslingersNJ July 24, 2021

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

butt diesel

Butt diesel:
Noun

1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.

2) The smell of diarrhea.

Man: “Boy, Whitney sure smells like she had some butt diesel.”

by Mammal February 5, 2018