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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.
Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.
by paputsza January 9, 2012
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A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.
Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours
by Emchob January 13, 2012
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A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.
Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.
by EneMalicious November 4, 2011
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1. A place chock-full of people with a lust for inventing sexual innuendos by mixing random words and thinking that it will work.

2. A site used to determine specific slang or even regular words (at your own risk) that can be helpful for the standard millenial-mind.

3. A condom if you used some of the phrases.
1: Yo, bro wanna get skizzy?

2: Hol' up lemme look that up on the urban dictionary.

2: ... Fuck you.
by cue balls April 4, 2023
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Definition #1 A place where legends find their definitions when they need help with english.

Definition #2 When you're in class and you finished ur work but u have nothing to do so you look up words here
#1

Person 1: hey dude, i need help with the english homework
Person 2: just look them up on Urban Dictionary

#2
Person: What should we do we finished everything

Teacher: Look up penis on urban dictionary and leave me alone plz
by dsdfdsd October 21, 2019
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An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019
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Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD
by I like avocados November 2, 2019
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