Derp

Someone who is an unintelligent asshole.

He/she is such a derp.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

Derp

When a person says or does something stupid.

Me: Kailey ur a derp!

Kailey: I know!!

by BoozerRulzz November 12, 2018

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016

Derp

Me. I am a Derp. That is my nickname. Literally, that's me, I'm Derp Why did you look me up though?

Friend: "Hey Derp, how are you?"
Derp: "I'm good how are you?"

by SomeDerpyPerson August 14, 2023

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012