Hair Depression

Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.

Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “

by Tatiwashere September 28, 2019

crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

by TubaJim February 16, 2009

Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

Finn depression

That feeling you get when you see or watch anything with Finn Wolfhard in it and realize how much you want to hold and cuddle his SmOl cute self but then you also realize that you might never get to meet that cute ass frog face of his and he might never know who you are or even Of your existence.*sad*

“I just looked at a Finn Wolfhard edit and now I have finn depression oh how much I need him in my life * sheds a tear *”

by Finnhoneyiloveyou August 12, 2018