David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
Get the Davidmug. by Sporkin February 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018
Get the Davidmug.