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David

David is me, an idiot.
David is really stupid.
by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020
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David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
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David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat
by Thommytanks November 21, 2019
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David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
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David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
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David

David is the name for a man who is a fool
Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck
by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018
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