Daisy Mae Tinklepants

When you get so drunk you piss your pants and laugh about for hours instead of cleaning yourself up

After all of those Jager Bombs last night, I was such a Daisy Mae Tinklepants.

by fatsquirrelsarecute January 29, 2009

Daisy powerline 880

The daisy powerline 880 is a bb/pellet pump action rifle usually sold for cheap at your local Walmart or overpriced at a sports and outdoor's store the shit comes with a 4×15 scope for better accuracy and you can successfully hunt small game with it.

Today I took out a crown with my daisy powerline 880 pump action rifle and now hes in my freezer.

by Antony the goat January 4, 2021

Daisy Duke devil.

A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.

She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.

by Hillbilly14 August 31, 2017

Ditzy as a daisy

verb - a genuinely smart indavidual who many yearn to have the same caliber of knowledge and smartness.

kelly is so smart and amazing and smart she's ditzy as a daisy

by terag July 5, 2012

oopsie daisie

a white slur

bro, did you hear that Tyrone is half oopsie Daisie?

by howard09 February 14, 2020

Kiss a daisy day

On this day you get to kiss anyone named daisy. No matter the circumstance you can legally kiss a person called Daisy.

Person 1:yo what day is it
Person 2:May 3rd?
Person 1: No its national kiss a daisy day
Person 2:Woah *kisses daisy*
Person 1:*also kisses Daisy*

by I wanna kiss rn May 2, 2021

Daisy Dino Ortiz

Daisy is the funniest and most loving person I've ever met. I will sometimes make fun of you like calling you a bitch, but I truly don't mean it. I will be the only one that will call you Double Daisy, and if someone else calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, you're literally my best friend in the entire world. I wish the whole world was filled with people like you, and the world will be nice again. Ily!❤

Daisy Dino Ortiz is my best friend in the world!

by soph_ia0522 November 7, 2022