Kyler's Dad

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
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Seahorse dad

A gestational parent who is transgender. Most typically utilised with regards to male or masculine identifying individuals. Can also be utilised by people who are non-binary.
The term is derived from the seahorse animal, of which the male carries and births their young.
Similar: Seahorse parent, seahorse father.
Freddy McConnell made headlines after participating in a documentary that followed his experience of pregnancy as a seahorse dad.
by Jarbour February 15, 2021
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Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.
Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!
by Tim Christenson May 07, 2020
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Poor Dad

Someone who has a poor dad and lives in a tent . Or a dumpster if the rent was too much . Usually has Robotic legs but not always .
Hey I saw a poor dad today. He was in his tent oiling his legs !
by Poor dad shooter 69420666 November 27, 2020
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Deadbeat Dad

When a "farther"/" mother " does not provide for their child (children ) When said "parent" often makes empty promises. Lowlife
Mandy- Did you hear Scott didn't pay child support... Again?

Jasmine- Not a big surprise he's such a Deadbeat dad.
by Brokenchild December 09, 2015
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hi dad

hi dad
by MaxZigZagz November 04, 2020
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