crystals pussy

A beautiful wet tight love making hole

Damn only Brent gets in crystals pussy

by Abel quavo June 11, 2016

crystal covill

A female meth head that thinks she's totally funny and a bad bitch but in reality she is not.

"RawrXD Suuwoop 420"
Thot shut the f### up your not funny your a crystal covill! Even homeless Dennis is funnier than you!

by JackAdamsBthatKnockin September 19, 2018

Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009