Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
by ShawnTheRoaster February 25, 2011
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Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
by Neverminddimitri December 17, 2019
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