crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 28, 2018
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Crunched

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.
by NOLAUSNA August 13, 2017
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crunched

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”
by janijaye February 09, 2022
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crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 27, 2017
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Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
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tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia
"You're being such a tuna crunch!"
by auboz November 27, 2017
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Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
by MillerLite6969 March 09, 2019
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