An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!
Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.
Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!
by im a star April 8, 2023

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

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by LeafxD123 May 9, 2019

I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019
