sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles

Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.

by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020

Crunch Mouth

Crunch Mouth is an oral injury specifically associated with the aggressive consumption of Captain Crunch cereal.

Crunch Mouth; a small price to pay for dominating a bowl of the Captain's finest!

by @WallyGPX January 22, 2023

Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024