A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 28, 2018
by NOLAUSNA August 13, 2017
by janijaye February 09, 2022
The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 27, 2017
The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
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When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
by MillerLite6969 March 09, 2019