Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.

"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"

by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

by leledog December 22, 2017

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.

I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024