Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.

My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.

by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016

Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection

My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog

by aqua bandit August 19, 2024

body crumbs

body crumbs - a way of describing your dead skin cells, body crumbs are like bread crumbs but from your body.

i hate bathing in all of my body crumbs.

by Sophie.ferg November 15, 2017

Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018

Crumb Casserole

When you take the combination of chip crumbs and remainder of whatever dip and stir. Depending on the nature of the dip it can also be microwaved. Important to be combined and eaten with a spoon.

Those chips need to be made into a crumb casserole.

by Saltinajo September 8, 2023