Crittin

not being able to wait

im crittin for a zoot

by poonani October 17, 2003

Critakachic

A state of mind where you are worry-free and having a very positive time. This is when nothing is wrong in the world.

Can be sometimes associated with a "disconnected" almost lightheaded feeling. Can't put it into words you have to experience it yourself.

This feeling can never be associated with mind affecting drugs. It HAS to be natural.

I am feeling Critakachic.

Bob is in Critakachic.

Critakachic!

by Gary Slaats March 7, 2004

Critz

One of the most Attractive Group of men you will have the pleasure of meeting.

you can tell he's a Critz. With all that energy and spunkiness, we feel when he enters a room. Such a Critz!!

by Anna Fletcherson September 6, 2022

critch

The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel December 14, 2008

Critch

An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.

Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.

by SirHumble February 19, 2018

critter

to eat questionablely old food that has either expired or been left out.

Me: “Dad, do you think the mashed potatoes are bad? they were left out overnight”
Dad: “Id critter that shit”

by big.daddy.pootang.slayer February 21, 2020

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006