Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 05, 2021

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 03, 2019

Crispy

If something is cool it's crispy

Person 1 :Hey vro that's a crispy douche flute

Person 2 : Thanks vro

by lil degenerate April 21, 2017

Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

crispy

when you’re grump level is 5,000.

wow, jay is really crispy today.

by primeshields July 23, 2022

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022