cream surprise

The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE

So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed

by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006

horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

by Sexy-Geraldine December 9, 2008

Cream Volcano

A man ejaculates into a partners asshole while in the doggy position, then after waiting a while for one to brew the partner farts the cum into the air like a volcano!

I was with this girl the other night and the bitch got some of her cream volcano in my eye...

by CreamVolcanoGuy September 5, 2009

creamed up

A girl who really fancies someone..

that girl was looking at you, shes totally creamed up

by Beavereater454545 June 18, 2011

ice creams

The plural of Ice Cream

I was very hungry, so I purchased three ice creams.

by Capitan Nathan Bent, the fourth September 22, 2006

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016

Lid cream

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

by Lord_of_Foxes December 3, 2016