Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

cornroller

a shit/poo. usually one that has to be forced out of your sphincter because of its girth and dryness, usually leaving you sweating on the shitter.

"for gods sake this cornroller will not come out!"
"this cornroller is tearing my insides apart"
"omg just had the thickest cornroller"
"this cornroller is pure agony"

by reggybabes May 10, 2010

Cohrren

N. - Someone with a beautiful personality. Derived from the French word ugly, but in reality any Cohrren is short and beautiful, but a little on the heavy side.

Man #1: Have you met Cohrren?
Man #2: Which one?
Man #1: The short pretty one.
Man #2: They're all short and pretty -__-

by iamonmylevel October 3, 2011

CornRogaine®

Brings out the cornrows in every african-american. (Racist? -Blame it on Phillip Morris.)

What's up with those receding rows, my nigger? You should try CornRogaine®.

by g phish June 30, 2011

Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead

Your mum is hawt
*Correction Slaps*

by snjgaming September 22, 2011

Corradin

A rare last name, with men it is usually associated with having a large dong. With women, it is always associated with being sweet, funny, and very easy going.

That girl is straight corradin.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfjlk;;lkj March 10, 2013

corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

by Petrabid August 15, 2016