Ceraphin Corporation (Mass Media)

Ceraphin Corporation (stylized as Ceraphin Corporation) is a known as a Private Entertainment Organization, Publisher, and Mass Media Company owned by Werley Nortreus (50%) and The Nortreus Family (50%). Ceraphin Corporation owns and controls many brands or companies in a variety of businesses, including magazines, food & beverage, record label, tv network, radio network, sports outlets, newspapers, movies outlets, theaters, arenas, movies productions, and music outlets. Multiple sources said that Ceraphin Corporation generates $2.5 Million USD as revenue during the years of 2015 to 2017. The company owns more than 20+ brands worldwide that are operating in Canada, USA, Haiti, Dominican Republic, France, Africa, and the UK.

Did you know that Ceraphin Corporation (Mass Media) generates $2.5 Million USD revenue?

by Mikee Brown November 1, 2018

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Corporal Vega

a shitty hardcore band

I was listening to Corporal Vega when my ears started to bleed.

by scroty face November 2, 2010

Corporations after June 30th

A phrase referring to many corporations and companies' tendencies to go from all out LGBTQ+ supportive to instantly acting as though LGBTQ+ people aren't a real thing the second Pride Month ends.

Aw man, I was hoping Target would have turned over a new leaf and kept selling pride-themed stuff, but it looks like it's all gone now.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant)

lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant) is a sheep" will says "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Finlay says

by the sheep follower March 1, 2023

You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003