cop-gun

(noun) A firearm bought and sold on the black market that is more than likely stolen that is acquired primarily for some felonious and unlawful purpose(s). However surprise comes to its new owner when they attempt to fire it to no success. Though the origins and intentions of most all involved are not entirely known, one telltale characteristic of a cop-gun is the absence of a firing pin in the firearm. Further research and investigation is needed to better understand this term.

Jake couldn’t believe what a bargain he had got the shiny.45 he was staring at that lay in his palm presently. Nate practically gave it to Jake and Jake was itching to put it to work. Grinning as he thought about Robert’s head exploding like a pumpkin after one close range headshot he was ready to deliver. Nate wasn’t tripping about Jake’s plan, and he knew homeboy Robert shouldn’t be sweating anything either. Producing a clever chuckle out loud to himself Nate grinned like the joker and swindler he was and thought, ‘Dumb shit, he ain’t blasting shit with that cop-gun’ and added ‘be better for many if the would be pretender-killer and easy mark were to get popped holding that piece’ as besides not having a firing pin the pistol also had no serial number on it intact.

by Nikki Stixx July 7, 2022

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Vibe Cop

A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.

Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.

Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.

by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022

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Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

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Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

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