Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016

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Kangaroo Cop

A police officer who goes crazy for no reason.

“He shot her for no reason! They should fire that kangaroo cop.”

by Paigala October 29, 2019

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Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

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obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

by Stickololo April 11, 2020

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