Gabe Cook

He’s really sexy and loves the boys.

Hey it’s Gabe Cook! What a hotty.

by StonkyKong August 6, 2019

Koby Cook

some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number

yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today

g: nah fam

by DaKrib.inc May 31, 2020

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

bussy cooking

an expression used to refer to incredibly passionate or rough gay sex.

damn, it's so hard to sleep while my roommate and his boyfriend are bussy cooking in the room next to me.

by bussy_lover November 28, 2021

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Lettin' it cook

When an alert becomes active, it's left until it nears breaching an SLA. This gives the alert time to simmer and cook thoroughly. You may just find that the issue resolves itself ;)

" Lettin' it cook "

1: Should I log this alert that's just come in?
2: Nah the SLA is 1 hour so just let it cook.

by Protractervist June 10, 2023

cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011