caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

Cookie

Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.

by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007

seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child

i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve

by Axeolotl August 30, 2018

Almond Cookie

Dilf Cookie

Who’s almond cookie
Dilf cookie.

by Todee October 2, 2021

Dealer Cookie

Means exactly the same as Dealer Button, which is a Therm used in Casino games like Poker. It's a round button that shows who's the dealer

me: Give me the dealer cookie, you were dealer last round
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.

by Parnapondo December 24, 2008

I can has a Cookie?

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

by Kawaii6789 October 30, 2011