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Collin: Yo yo yo ur sister said hi to me! I think she finally likes me!
Jonah: Debatable.
Collin: shut it
Jonah: Debatable.
Collin: shut it
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Get the collin gib mug.A fucking asshole math teacher that has no neck and is in love with a music teacher(mr.cancellara) and only talks about his fucking daughter who I feel bad for cause her dad is Collin and also can’t teach for jack shit and calls out people for smiling when that’s person is always smiling
Person#1: eww look it’s collin he’s still talking about his daughter
Person#2:ya he still is I’m surprised he even has a wife
Person#2:ya he still is I’m surprised he even has a wife
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