cucking

a type of defeat royaly bad, an alternative name of getting "dicked" had to be created.

i took a huge cucking last night on that call of duty tournament.

by thecucklingkev May 14, 2016

corking

When a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort's penis to use an equivalent to a tampon.

"You guys I really want to go skinny dipping with you, but I'm on my period right now. Brain, would you kindly help by corking me?

by g00dlandscaping July 2, 2012

smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.

Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.

by onecaseman April 21, 2011

Cucking

To put something at arm's reach with no way of actually getting it.

The Pinball Machine was cucking me when the ball got stuck.

by PixalSticks0 July 9, 2016

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

Chocking

when one becomes of a primarily chocolate and/or cocoa bean atomic make-up and begins to take on the form of a chocolate bar.

"oh man. i ate soo much galaxy last nite i started chocking.

by Jay2thex August 30, 2006

cockin on yo bitch ass

What Soulja Boy Does regularly

"Den I'm cockin on yo bitch ass"

by asshole23 February 18, 2008