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The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise
Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.
by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020
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Blue Coconut Dream

8 oz milk
2 tbsp sugar
2 shots of Malibu
and couple drops of blue food color dye

Mix it all together and enjoy your tropical paradise
Hey can I have a Blue Coconut Dream
Coming right up
by MykaIa August 4, 2011
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Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.
DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!
by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011
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Hit A Coconut

Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016
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Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011
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fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.
"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"
by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004
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monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.
by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006
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