The state of intense jealousy one feels as a result of viewing a meat men in his signature glistening white coat. The swag which is produced by the donning of one’s meat coat has been known to cause feelings of murderous rage, sexual pleasure and/or frustration, and an overall sense of security from being in the presence of a man of meat.
(After being viewed in full meat man attire)
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
"Why are you hating on me so bad? Oh, does someone have a case of coat envy?"
(two civilians discussing the meat men)
Guy one - "Sounds like you have a case of coat envy."
Guy two - "I don't have coat envy!"
Guy one - "Freshmen year had a pretty bad case of coat envy myself, until the meat men stuck a parking cone up my ass."
by Meat Man Cometh April 6, 2013
Get the Coat Envymug. 1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area
“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”
by KoofDillinger August 15, 2021
Get the sperm coatmug. When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021
Get the Chocolate coated candy braceletmug. by Cartiac June 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Trench Coatmug. When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.
by CyQouT. November 16, 2021
Get the English Duffle Coatmug. by JasperMoooore January 17, 2022
Get the Nancy Coatesmug. by Jack Denial October 29, 2021
Get the Wet Coatmug.