Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.
Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.
by Rinksies August 20, 2008
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Choke out

To forcibly turn turn off a computer by holding down the power button until the computer shuts down. Most accurately describes a situation where a crappy windows PC refuses to shut down through the standard methods, and left with no other option, and filled with rage ,you grasp the desktop or laptop in a choke grip(with one thumb on the power button) and squeeze with all your might until the computer loses "consciousness".
My computer was spinning on the shutdown screen for a half hour so I had to choke out the damn thing...so cathartic!
by staytrue2yourself June 17, 2009
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Chima Choke

When one team blows a big lead in a two on two foosball game.
We had a big comeback when they suffered the Chima Choke.
by Rob Cardoso January 15, 2004
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choke strap

a black band that is worn around the neck, much like a belt around the waist. has implications during sex and is usually decorated with metallic spikes.
by Mitka April 11, 2004
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Choke a Llama

I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama
by Jiro March 11, 2004
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Choke Sandwich

A peanut butter sandwich used for mastubatory purposes. First became popular after American Pie Book of Love had a scene where Rob used one and then let his dog eat it to hide the evidence.
Ever since I caught your little brother with a choke sandwich, I have lost all interest in peanut butter.
by jadalina March 26, 2010
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choking the nun

"I love choking the nun every night"
by nicholas charlie March 02, 2005
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