Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.

"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"

by MistyGuy December 22, 2012

wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.

My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.

by Iammarmar July 14, 2017

Gorilla Cheese

The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers

I gave Jamar a rusty trombone and got some of his delicious gorilla cheese.

by teh1337bucks December 3, 2018

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019

Stray Cheese

9 idiots who i love with all my heart

stan weirdos, stan stray cheese

by Yeefelix October 21, 2019

Biggie Cheese

“She call me Mr Bombastic say me fantastic”. Biggie Cheese is the best know rapper to ever step foot on earth. Biggie cheeses just came out with a new song called Bombastic

Yo did you hear Biggie Cheese got killed in a drive by from Freddie smalls

by LFHOnShrek March 2, 2020