cheeto puffery

a lit word that you use when you eat a bag of cheetos and feel bad after

you make me wanna commit cheeto puffery em

by cheeto puffery September 29, 2018

Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 11, 2018

Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car June 30, 2013

Cheeto

A loser, a nerd, that studies all day and does not go to any parties or have any friends.

That dude Cameron is a Cheeto, he has never drank alcohol in his life

We have to kill all Cheetos. They are a waste of oxygen.

Please don't invite that Cheeto to this party.

by DickyDaddy June 07, 2022

Cheeto

a lil small 12 year old kid species , very annoying , very irritant , purity of 94 in rice test. Never urinated in public this guy. Also wanna be pro player at every game but sucks dick at most of them XD

Oh my fucking god if I hear Cheeto on more time i am ending it all.

by Cheeto gay kid October 10, 2020

Cheeto

some one who is the biggest simp in existence and still can’t get coochie

“Bro your really acting like a Cheeto right now, you need to quit simpin”

by Stretcherofpussies February 04, 2020

Cheeto

Donald Trumps dick.

Ex: "Donald Trumps dick looks like a Cheeto."

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018