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ConeLife

Term used by LGBTQ 4x4 community. Often identified by placing a traffic cone in the bed of their truck.
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by Conelife January 7, 2020
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Fail Cone

A fail cone becomes a fail cone when the ice cream put on a cone fails to look like a good ice cream cone, and instead comes out to be a glob of ice cream on top of a cone.

One who makes a fail cone will never admit that they make a fail cone because they believe that their cone looks great, even though the ice cream is clearly lopsided or not twisted properly. They may also try to cover up the glob with some colorful sprinkles or toppings to distract any other viewers from noticing the fail cone. But do not be deceived, a fail cone still exists even if it is hidden under pretty toppings.

Once pointed out, a fail cone will be eaten very quickly, especially if the one who is planning on eating it was the one who made it.

Note: This term can only be used to describe soft serve ice cream cones.
Customer: "Hey can I get chocolate ice cream on a cone?"
Waiter: "Sure, hold on one moment."
(Waiter hands customer his cone, with the ice cream all in a big glob on top of the cone rather than a nice swirl)
Customer: "What is this? This isn't an ice cream cone! This is a fail cone!"

Person 1: "Hey what do you have there?"
Person 2: "Oh I just made an ice cream cone"
(Person 1 takes a look at the cone: a regular sugar cone, with some ice cream on top, but it is all smooshed, and there is a notable amount of sprinkles on top)
Person 1: "Ice cream cone? More like fail cone!"
by flyingcircus316 July 9, 2009
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Twist cone

When a man alternates penetration with his penis between the woman's anus and vagina.
He gave her the twist cone last night. He really went in and out of both holes.
by Annie7 March 4, 2011
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cone tits

Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!
by Frat Bro 389 July 2, 2007
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Cone

Metal cone that sits in the stem of a bong, you light the herb in the cone with a lighter keeping it lit while you pull air through the bong inhailing the smoke.
where you would say, "tokeing on a reafer." you
would be "pulling on a cone."
by Kitty-perv December 27, 2009
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Dipped Cones

This term refers to a woman's breasts when she has very large areolae. A woman has "dipped cones" when her breasts become very saggy and droopy, thus somewhat resembling that of a dipped ice cream cone (use your imagination).
Damnnn....that girl I was with last night had huge nips and her boobs hung so low; she's got those dipped cones man.
by HotChocolate87 January 29, 2008
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coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.
HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.
by Max Maddox April 24, 2007
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