A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.
Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.
by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008
Get the carpet baggermug. To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.
Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!
by Urban-Legend March 5, 2015
Get the Carpet Bombmug. When a dog scoots it's butt hole along the floor, usually carpet, to scratch it and/or rub off anything that's still on it.
by wingnut76 November 30, 2009
Get the carpet wheeliesmug. were a man/woman loves vaginas lots and lots thay loves it sooo much they sometimes eat it (it tastes better with wipped cream on yum yum)
"O darling you know im a carpet lover let me lick ur fanny with wipped cream on mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes lick it more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"
" The lady down the street is a carpet lover, she tried to sell me wipped cream for the occation"
by parmolive July 20, 2006
Get the carpet lovermug. by beetsmee January 25, 2013
Get the Carpet Baggermug. When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea
i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em
by spazingorilla May 29, 2009
Get the carpet bombmug. a rough burn you get on knees and elbows after ahving a rampant sex session on all fours, usually a wmoan has the elbow burns to, if a guy has them worry!
by SadoQueen March 20, 2004
Get the carpet burnmug.