callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 6, 2022

callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

Callum

This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.

Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum

by Phystory December 18, 2021

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

A Callum

Falling purposefully off a boat

He tricked us when he did a Callum off the boat

by Wolverish June 1, 2021

Callum

he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass

Callum means player

by antss December 4, 2023