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Caleb Nowland

Caleb is a professional tennis player. While once famous he was killed by demons Lachy and Oscar. Caleb is always remembered on the 29th of May by a select few caleb followers which can only be identified by their Tatoos. Caleb has seen many ass in his time. CALEB IS A LEGEND.
Caleb Nowland is a Professional Tennis player located in Brisbane, Australia. Caleb is known widely for his deadly back hand off the serve.
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caleb head ass 

its a tall white kid that can be hella loud and ugly but can pull a bad bitch
Yea her boyfriend is a caleb head ass
caleb head ass by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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A person who completely hates people named jackson
hey there's jackson
sshhhh caleb's right there
Caleb by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017
OMG HES SUCH A CALEB
CALEB by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018
Hands down the most amazing human to have ever been created. With incredible appearance, sharp wit and a true passion for life- this cat is unstoppable. He also loves halo, guitar, caramel sundaes and stomping cunts with large boots.
Hey, callum right?

Nah man, it's cailem.

Haha, don't fuck with me man. You aint legit.

Sure am, look at my massive penis

ASDFGHJKL. Can I get a photo?

A turkey slap it is.

THANKYOUSOMUCHOMG
Cailem by JohnsonAlexander December 10, 2011
Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.
Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.

Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
Caleb by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016

Caliente Crop Dusting 

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.
On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.