Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 6, 2019

Wetty crease

When someone is a wetty crease it usually means that their batty craese is wet or they are fucking retarded

Yo dont trust that wetty crease Reean he's fucking retarded

by Pussy muncher69420 April 23, 2020

VISUAL CREATIVE FIRM

a term we came up with to over fluff what a creative agency does. yea we do ads.
simple.

at least we didn't put "dIGitaL eNAblErs" or "iNsPiRatIoN aCtiViSTs"

Hi, my name is Joe and I'm a director at a VISUAL CREATIVE FIRM.

"What a pretentious cunt" - Moe

by visualcreativefirmdirector69 October 26, 2020

Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022

greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019