An emo band from the UK, whos fanbase consist of teenagers in denial of what their genre is, who will go to great lengths to advertise the band on such websites as www.urbandictionary.com, in the hope that a person who is not a fan of their music will be converted by visiting their website and seeing their clearly un-emo song titles.
The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.
Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.
The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.
Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.
Person A: *listening to music*
Person B: what you listening to?
Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.
Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.
Person B: what you listening to?
Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.
Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.
by pwrpete May 2, 2009
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Insulter: Man, you got bullet!
Several comebacks, all rather effective: "At least I have proper grammer","And you're gonna have a black eye for trying to be gay and peek in my pants", and my favorite,"That's right. In fact, I have several bullets in this here gun." (Note, you might need to be holding a gun for the last comeback to apply)
Several comebacks, all rather effective: "At least I have proper grammer","And you're gonna have a black eye for trying to be gay and peek in my pants", and my favorite,"That's right. In fact, I have several bullets in this here gun." (Note, you might need to be holding a gun for the last comeback to apply)
by Paultheman July 14, 2005
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1. (Noun) Virtual mouthpiece for angry, hysterical people with no sense of grammar, spelling or moderation.
2. (Adjective)Incoherent, mis-spelled invective, generally unrelieved by actual knowledge of the subject being discussed.
2. (Adjective)Incoherent, mis-spelled invective, generally unrelieved by actual knowledge of the subject being discussed.
1. I'm writin to this muthafuckin bulletin board cauz im angry about mr john so called kery and his muthafuckin pinko fagot democrat bastards who are thretening decent white civilizasion
2. Why do I have to read this sort of wearisome bulletin-board rubbish all the time?
2. Why do I have to read this sort of wearisome bulletin-board rubbish all the time?
by Unsavoury foreigner February 16, 2005
Get the Bulletin board mug.an awesome hardcore emo band from wales. best songs are hand of blood and four words to choke apon. they have only had 1 album but its fukin amazing all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i recommend anyone goin on this website to laugh at chavs do go and check them out www.purevolume.com/bulletformyvalentine
bullet for my valentine are the greatest!!!!!!
bullet for my valentine are the greatest!!!!!!
by chezza September 25, 2005
Get the bullet for my valentine mug.A shitty metalcore band who, for some reason, everybody i no likes. They suck. They do not deserve to play metal. Anybody who is a huge fan of them is not a true metalhead. If you think they are okay, I think you're wrong, but I forgive you, as long as you like some real metal bands too. Fuckin Emo pieces of shit.
Person 1: "Dude, I LOVE Bullet for My Valentine."
Person 2: (Laughing) "Dude, go grow some nuts and start listening to some REAL metal, like Lamb of God or Metallica.
Person 2: (Laughing) "Dude, go grow some nuts and start listening to some REAL metal, like Lamb of God or Metallica.
by Metalh3ad88 January 7, 2009
Get the Bullet For My Valentine mug.Here are some good examples of classic church bulletin bloopers:
1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
3) The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.
5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.
8) Ushers will eat latecomers.
9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
16) Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
17) The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
18) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
19) The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
20) The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
21) 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
22) A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
23) Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
24) Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"
25) On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr.Hargreaves is better.
26) Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
27) Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
28) The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
29) Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
30) 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
31) The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
32) Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
33) Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
3) The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
4) Evening massage - 6 p.m.
5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.
8) Ushers will eat latecomers.
9) The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
10) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
11) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
12) The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
15) Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
16) Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
17) The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
18) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
19) The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
20) The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
21) 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
22) A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
23) Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
24) Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"
25) On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr.Hargreaves is better.
26) Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
27) Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
28) The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
29) Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
30) 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
31) The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
32) Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
33) Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
by alvit May 22, 2009
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2. A fake side-project of the band distopia, they play grindcore, punk, and 80's hair-metal. They have such hits as donkey punch and fecal impaction.
2. A fake side-project of the band distopia, they play grindcore, punk, and 80's hair-metal. They have such hits as donkey punch and fecal impaction.
by Jewfro July 30, 2008
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