Turd Burglar

A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper

"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"

by f!$h!e February 4, 2010

Burglar King

Burger King where everyone steals the food, because its so crappy to buy. No one wants to pay, because its crap for it so they steal it.

I stole a burger from burglar king.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.

Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.

by Bob May 6, 2005

bugler

the act of using the chips known as bugels to finger your girlfriend. aftera few minutes dispose of the delicious chips and begin to eat her pussy, thus combining the 2 greatest tastes in the world, bugels and pussy.

I gave the bugler to my girlfriend last night, it was awesome.

by Little Wit January 4, 2008

Bulgarian Warlord

A Bulgarian Warlord is when you are going at it anal and you pull out with shit on your junk pissed you wipe it above her lip to give her a hearty brown mustache fit for a warlord, you wait for it to dry and use you penis to flick it off with her occasionally letting her puff on it like a fat cigar.

Ass,booty,anal,frozen yeti,glass bottom boat, butterfly kisses, shiat, dump, bumpkin, Bulgarian Warlord

by N8DZ Nate Dizzie February 12, 2009

Buggar

A word English people use instead of "OH MY GOD! MY CAR IS A FORD!!"
A word Australian people use instead of "Anal Sex"

English: "Ah, Buggar it. Lets go to the pub"
Australian: "I want to Buggar Him!"

by OldTimeyJunk August 30, 2010

Bulgarian Breakfast

when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!

we made the bulgarian breakfast together. it was delicious.

by ryan phelan January 13, 2008