Brownage 

Another form of diarrhea, usually coming from the fingers on a keyboard.

That troll is having a bad case of brownage

Brownage by Ray Star January 14, 2008

Doc Brown 

The Doc Brown is a delightful drink containing equal parts Dr. Pepper and Jameson Irish Whiskey. Not recommended for pussies or the Welsh. First brewed in a backyard in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.

Marty McFly "This is great. Uh, do you mix it, like, with regular whisky?"

Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"

Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"

Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"

Doc Brown by turbo_jer September 24, 2010

Gordon Brown 

A penis in a suit.

He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.

Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"

Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"

Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"

Gordon Brown by Richi Rich July 21, 2009

Hertfordshire Brown 

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

Hertfordshire Brown by HertsGal May 2, 2009

Brown Fart 

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

Brown Fart by joey's mommy December 15, 2008

cunty brown dock 

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.

Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

cunty brown dock by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005

Cooter BRown 

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

Cooter BRown by MCH1 January 16, 2009