pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

pushing board by docsloth October 28, 2013

canadian board meeting 

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

canadian board meeting by Diabestic January 23, 2015

Bony Board 

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

Bony Board by Bony Board July 12, 2015

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

breakfast board by homestew December 21, 2016

Hover Board 

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

Hover Board by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

surf board with a side of stick 

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

surf board with a side of stick by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Bangable Board Game 

A secret made up word that means “sex”.

Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.

Bangable Board Game by frava May 21, 2018