Blabbletoph

When you accidentally vacuum up a spoon and it breaks your vacuum. u have to call the spoon doctor the safety of the spoon.

I was cleaning and got a blabbletoph!

by Heythere1123 March 24, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

blobjob basil

a thicccc blob that was outside of zee’s house waiting for you to chew on his cake😳

me: no homo but lemme chew that ass blobjob basil
blowjob basil: anything for you

by iliketoeatpie123 June 27, 2019

Blibbering

Stuttering

Loud
Uneven voice

He was blibbering

by SpecsOver9000 July 24, 2019

Blabbergaugy

A light weight person after two beers.

Wendy was so blabbergaugy , she couldn't shut up.

by Donnie303 July 28, 2019

Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019