blitzed

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

BLITZBOLT

Worst p2w hacker

Hacks on cracked server and then ragebaits his victim on discord

That fucking blitzbolt again

by BLITZBOLT November 13, 2025

blitz

When a character in a fictional story moves faster than the other character and instantly wins the fight before it begins.

"Character A blitzes Character B using their superior speed."

by Stalk Darren January 6, 2026

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

skull blitz

when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.

dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!

by armeeen December 11, 2009

Bluefy Blitzed

To be very high, drunk, or both.

Friend: So how was last night?

You: Its was dope, i was so Bluefy Blitzed!

by Nick Lovin January 31, 2010

Face-Blitzed

Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.

Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!

by The Third Jay Guy April 8, 2010