Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

The Blanket Hovers

When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).

Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.

by MG LTD. August 31, 2013

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

Frankel blanket

The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.

My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.

by Weivkao January 2, 2019

burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019

Pulling blankets

Stretching out a long piece of foreskin above and beyond the penis’ length.

She was pulling blankets right as he came and his juice was trapped inside, avoiding her lips.

by Bubbito October 18, 2019