bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Bullhorn Betty

An uneducated, loud, obnoxious, self-entitled, victim-shaming, tragedy pimp, with over-processed hair. A "Bullhorn Betty" enjoys long strolls on private property and harassing innocent victims of tragedy for monetary gain and public acknowledgement. A "Bullhorn Betty" is mostly known for its delusional state of mind and ability to manipulate strangers into financial supporting its disgusting behavior. "Bullhorn Betty's" are often found near easements, trash dumpsters, Ashley Furniture Stores, Pro-Trump Rallys and can sometimes be seen on YouTube.

"Bullhorn Betty" is such a "Karen".
That woman is not a peaceful protestor, she is a "Bullhorn Betty."
That "Bullhorn Betty" has fake press badges.
"Bullhorn Betty" doxed innocent victims, again.

by bluecat1776 February 4, 2023

No beta we die like men

Stemming from the meme "No airbags we die like men", this term has been adopted by fanfiction authors, mainly on fandom website ao3, who use it to signal that their story hasn't been beta-read before posting and might therefore include a few overlooked spelling errors.

Variations of the term have been created for specific fandoms to match a fandom's inside jokes.

"Aren't you annoyed by spelling errors?"

"No beta we die like men."

by Dazais cumslut February 3, 2022

generation beta

The generation after generation alpha. Born between 2026 and 2041.

Person 1: Did you know that generation beta comes after generation alpha?
Person. 2: I have no idea what you said.
Person 1: idot

by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020

Better Call Saul

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.

"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!

by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

beta provider

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

by Chesc December 9, 2013