Berfukafulated

Ber-fuck-a-ful-ated
(adjective)
Describes something so insanely broken, messed up, or beyond repair that no existing word does it justice. Also used for a state of chaotic nonsense that makes no logical sense and feels like it invented a brand-new meaning on the spot.

"Dude, your math homework looks Berfukafulated. You sure you even used numbers?"

"Tom tried fixing my car, now it makes dolphin noises. It's completely Berfukafulated."

"After the new update, the whole game is Berfukafulated."

by Shade MorningStar September 19, 2025

Berfugulate

To viciously and unconsensually ravish the privates of another person

I will fucking berfugulate you if you touch me again

by Jayviontoven October 29, 2025

Bermuda triangle

The "pit of doom" between the center console and each of the two front seats of a car, where small (but important) items like keys, fobs, straws, dollar bills, parking lot tickets, fast food napkins, can easily get lost

I swear, every time I reach down into the Bermuda triangle of my car, I lose my keys and find all the things I thought I'd lost months ago!

by anonymous November 26, 2025

Bermuda triangle

The "pit of doom" between the center console and each of the two front seats of a car, where small (but important) items like keys, fobs, straws, dollar bills, parking lot tickets, fast food napkins, can easily get lost.

I swear, every time I reach down into the Bermuda triangle of my car, I lose my keys and find all the things I thought I'd lost months ago!

by Emotional Cruiser November 26, 2025

Bernadette

You are my liberty

"Bernadette you are my liberty. I celebrate the day that you changed my history" or "That fyolai animation with the song Bernadette was so good!"

by Zaza 😼 December 15, 2025

anuknu benuknu

the great servant of ishmael the wise and the son of yelid wasilid the eighth. Thought to be the greatest servant on earth offering the one great food of foxes buscuits.

and the anuknu benuknu rose from the ground offering foxes biscuits to the pilgrims.

by ADLA X February 19, 2009

Art Barnum

The Chicago Tribune reporter from 1993-1994 that reported on the subject that became the archetype for a creepypasta. In 2002 as the writer that penned the story played it up as a much harder successor of Edgar Allan Poe The Tell-Tale Heart as he relates aspects that took place before the story first broke and into what Art Barnum related. As of this era he's no longer with The Tribune but he reported on the events since they first broke. The Cabbie Homicide's writer found the articles years later as the dialog he did in the story mirrored Art's report. He pointed this out in his expose rebuking Kealan Patrick Burke as well as a gossip blogging bugchaser from Phoenix who verbally used The Cabbie Homicide for his personal urinal as he's known for Barbed Wire Kisses. The combination between the articles Art did and Cabbie, there's creepypasta fodder "Cabbie's Killer Sentenced" as this was reported on November 11, 1994; when the latter story's writer got shitfaced drunk in Urbana to numb himself from even knowing what his classmate did as he thought the classmate was selling wolf tickets.

Art Barnum? If you read The Cabbie Homicide this is the journalist who reported on the case, it's noted for his unflinching approach as he noted how the second murderer showed no remorse as he had a face similar to Michael Myers after killing his sister. The journalist is the real life counterpart to Halloween character Dr. Sam Loomis for the fearless reporting of the convicted Cabbie murderer as the writer of The Cabbie Homicide took it a little further. Both the original article and Cabbie back to back -- will induce serious Nigtmare Fuel in journalism. If one flames The Cabbie Homicide then one reveals that they've got no fucking soul as they also shit on Addison, Illinois, and DuPage County. If the truth leaves them that unhinged they can go back to sucking their thumb, as the bastards crawl back to mother as they feel like they were punched in the gut. Go back to reading your Poppy Z. Brite fanfiction you faggot.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018