Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011

Bonny Bear

What idiots called Bon Iver at the 2012 Grammys.

Person 1: Who's Bonny Bear and why did he beat Skrillex and Nicki Minaj?

Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.

by Person123456 April 3, 2012

double beard

When a gay man and a lesbian woman marry/date in order to cover up their homosexuality

Mary and Anthony are pretending to love each other, thats such a double beard

by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015

Katka Bear

A really kind girl who is very funny and has rainbow hair. She is very kind and you will be lucky to have one in your life. She loves the words: peng poopoo yeet and is amazing.

Person 1: Wow She is so kind and amazing!
Person 2: Wow she is such a Katka Bear

by YeetYootYutePoo June 23, 2020

Spock has a beard

Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.

You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.

by morbidius June 17, 2011

Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.

Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?

by Huragok April 18, 2018