When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself
Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!
by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019
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Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.
Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
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The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020
Get the turtle blaster mug.In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.
by Badumchi April 19, 2020
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"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
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