nilla beaner

1. A person of white & Mexican descent.

2. A person of Mexican descent that looks white.

-Did u just call that guy a 'nilla beaner'?
-Yeah.
-Y?
-He's got blond hair & blue eyes, & his dad's Mexican.
-Oh. Ha ha, that's funny

by El Jefe Stew September 14, 2009

pourch beaner

1. A person who is a mix between Mexican and Black.

Person 1. "Hey, what are you black or mexican?
Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.

by Jack West January 9, 2010

looney beaned

getting fucked with, when an 80 year old retard screws you over

im pissed cuz i just got looney beaned

fight on trojans (Fags)

by thug life14 October 7, 2011

master beaner

The ring leader or boss beaner in a group of mexicans. Typically the only one that can speak both English and Spanish. The master beaner typically translates to all the others so they know what to do.

These motel rooms are a mess - somebody get me that master beaner Consuela!

Consuela tell all these lazy Mexicans I want these rooms spotless!

by !BlackDeath2! June 28, 2012

Jelly Beaner

1.A gay mexican
2.A fat mexican

Look at that jelly beaner over there. O-shit I think he heard me.

by Mr. Itt January 31, 2009

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

beaner

Derived from Cheech and Chongs "Beaner" song, this term contrary to the original racial connotation, is used to describe any person that is suspected of being a stoner or affiliated with people that are stoners for the obvious reason that Cheech and Chong are infamous stoners.

Stoner: We're out of pot dude, best call your dealer
Dude: Maan, his phone's switched off. We need to go on beaner patrol
Stoner: your a beaner
Dude: Maan my hands are huge

by beaner buddy October 3, 2009