Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Soft and Hot

How I like my cookies and girls.

Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.

by kbjc December 31, 2017

Smoking soft

Smoking cannabis; smoking soft, rather than a hard drug like cocaine.

I'm always smoking soft after work.

by SmokerOfSoft May 11, 2021

soft style

A severely desperate act of making sexual intercourse happen with a soft dick.

Hey sweetie I lost my Cialis, let's just try it soft style.

by Bangerben July 6, 2015

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018